Category: Celebrities

Just because I’m in a good mood for a change…

Don’t ya just feel better now?

Sums it up right here:

I’m totally an Obamassiah booster now. Really.

Okay, maybe not. I have no idea at all how this ends. I got as far as “You shoulda got Michelle Obama ta be yo’ runnin’ mate, now that woulda been somethin’ strategic and fly” and had to go change my pants. No idea when was the last time I laughed that hard.

Thanks, Diddy-doodle, I needed that.

…is definitely good for the gander.

I knew there was a reason why I liked this gal; every now and then she manages to come up with something that just plain gets my laughing my dingleberries right off. Hey, if Babs can dish it out, she should be able to take it too; don’t you think?

Now I’m going to have to send this to all my friends in the ‘States…

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All I can say is, thank God I didn’t have any girls. If you’re a parent like me, you know a lot about worrying. And if, unlike me, you have a daughter, you worry even more. It seems like the so-called roll models for young girls just get worse and worse. Britney’s bald, Lohan’s loopy and Hilton is still searching for her gag reflex. What the hell kind of example are these tarts setting for young girls?

Well, as it turns out, there might not be so much to worry about as some of us might have thought. I think it was Orwell who observed that every generation ever born considers itself smarter than the one that came before and wiser than the one that comes after. That truism may well apply to us because it seems that, for all our worrying, these torpid trollops don’t seem to be having anywhere near the influence that some think they do…

Kate Bowers, 15, of Calgary, says she can’t believe how young Hollywood celebrities are wasting their lives.

“It’s just so stupid that they’re spending all their money on partying all the time and that they want to get photographed doing it,” Bowers said. “And it doesn’t seem very fun to be out and falling all over the place really drunk and out of it. Now it’s just like: ‘Why would I ever want to do that?’ “

Seems that kids aren’t quite as dumb as we were afraid they were. Isn’t it nice to be wrong . . . every now and then?

Well, I’ll be danged, Rick Mercer went and did it again… If this keeps up, with him slamming the Librano$ as hard as he was the Tories for so long, I’m gonna start thinking that ol’ Ricky’s not so much biased as he is an equal-opportunity exasperation.

Too bad for the piggies, though; they’re gonna get real tired if that happens…