I really do have to hand it to Lorrie Goldstein over at the TO Sun sometimes. While I don’t agree with everything he writes (come to think of it, I don’t agree with everything that anybody says, Harper included), I do enjoy his wry observations of the assorted idiocies perpetrated against the Canadian public, whether they be by politicians, pundits, celebrities or whoever. In his column today, he takes aim at the soap-opera atmosphere that pervades the national political discourse of late. Hey, everybody needs a good chuckle every now and then, right?
On today’s episode of The Days of Our Dingbats:
Will Peter apologize to Belinda?
Will Belinda forgive Peter?
Will Peter’s dog forgive Peter and Belinda?
Will Tie confront Peter about Belinda?
Will Condoleezza confront Peter about Belinda?
Will Belinda tell Bill about Peter and Tie?
Will Jack forgive Peter if he apologizes to Belinda?
Will Canadians forgive Jack, Peter and Belinda for acting like a bunch of !@#?! idiots?
Will Garth and Stephen reconcile?
Will Garth find happiness with Elizabeth?
Will Stephen find happiness with … uh … Stephen?
Will Stephen and the Parliamentary Press Gallery eventually reconcile?
Will anyone care if Stephen and the press gallery reconcile?
Will Stephen and George continue to be friends?
Will Rona ever clear the air?
Will Michael and Bob ever be friends again?
Will Michael figure out what a “war crime” is?
Will Bob reveal his troubled past?
Will Rick and Bob ever go skinny-dipping again?
Will Bob ever play kissy-face with Rick again?
Will Canadians ever be able to look at either Rick or Bob again without losing their lunch?
Will Scott discover what happened to his leadership campaign by looking at his BlackBerry?
Will Jean and Paul reconcile at the Liberal leadership convention?
Will anyone care if Jean and Paul reconcile at the Liberal leadership convention?