The Best Part
I don’t care how many times I see this, it still puts me in a good mood…
Category: Society/CultureDecember 16, 2008December 11, 2008Some PerspectiveGot something in my inbox today from Jeremy in Ottawa. With all the whining we hear coming from everyplace, whether it’s the MSM or just some kook you bump into, you’d think we were living at the end of days. There was a time, though, when things were different in this country. A lot different. Methinks we really need, every now and then, to get ourselves a good upside-the-head kind of reminder that no matter how bad we think we have it, it could always be one hell of a lot worse. I’ll let Jeremy tell it from here (reproduced just like I got it; just changed some format)… (more…) December 10, 2008StierschisseSay what you want about these boys, they really know how to cut through it. To be totally honest with you, though, I didn’t see this one coming the way it did. Just watch and see for yourself (tip o’ the chapeau to this blog here). I have to confess that I’ve been on this bandwagon a bit myself, albeit with a little more skepticism than some of the hapless do-gooders you’ll see in this episode. I knew that some recycling was a net loss, that aluminum was worth the effort, all that stuff. But I didn’t know just how craptastic the whole affair was. Guess it just goes to show you really do learn something new every day. Hmm. Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Unhinged, IndeedGood gawd, but sometimes the kooks on the left can be so damned funny, you’ll think you need to try on some Depends®. Take this little vaginal yodeler for example. Not only is she well and right off her friggin’ nut, she’s also downright, good ol’-fashioned, bag-o-hammers dumb. Go on over and check it out. Read the whole thing. Listen to the MP3 of the call. I’ll wait. Back yet? Okay. Yup, you read that right. Little miss “I will kill the campus pro-lifers and eat their hearts” loves to dish shit out but goes right off the rails whenever anyone even looks sideways at her. Yup, she’s a Femboob, alright. And as everyone knows, in the magical lollipop land of Fembozostan, things are a little different than they are here. For a few examples: In Fembozostan…
But remember, boys and girls: just because they poop where they eat, doesn’t mean that they’re not the victims. Always. Now go someplace and feel bad about your penis and don’t forget to pick up a copy of the vagina monologues Twat Twaddle©. Toodles. December 5, 2008Who The Hell Do We Think We Are??How dare we? Just what the hell were we thinking? Just who the hell do we think we are to have the gall to try and speak out in defence of our democratic heritage on THEIR DAY without clearing it with the feminists first? In case you haven’t figured it out, tomorrow’s Rally For Canada events, organized to protest the Sedition Coalition’s™ attempted coup d’etat, is falling on the same day as the annual National Never Hear The End Of It Day Montreal Massacre Memorial Antipenis Rally… and the Fembots® are pissed:
Yeah, right. And it’s not like the Leftoids used Gamil Gharbi and 14 dead women for their own political purposes or anything like that. The Feminazis have been politicizing the whole damn thing for nearly 20 years and using Gamil Gharbi as a cudgel with which to guilt-beat an entire generation of males who never did a damn thing to any woman. Yes, Gamil Gharbi. What do you mean, you’ve never heard of him?? Of course you have; he killed 14 young women and wounded 13 more with a Ruger Mini-14 at L’Ecole Polytechnic in Montreal in 1989. But you never hear that, do you? It was the feminists who started this whole “crass political purpose” bullshit in the first place, so they’ve got no business whining now. STFU.
No, Megan, your beloved Big Nanny Government® hasn’t failed anything. Canadians in general — and, let’s be honest, men in particular — are just sick and tired of being browbeaten over the actions of an Algerian-born son of a wife-beating Islamofascist, dressed up in the pseudonym of “Marc Lepine.” Here’s a secret: Marc Lepine didn’t do it. There IS NO Marc Lepine. There never was. He only existed on paper. Gamil did it all. But you didn’t know that, did you? After all, a name like “Gamil Gharbi” and the whole Algerian-born son of a Muslim wife-beater thing would be very politically incorrect to point out, not to mention rather unwieldy as a PR tool. No, a much better name is the one that he took in 1977. Flinging the name “Gamil Gharbi” around might raise questions about Islam, Algerian culture, his ancestry and upbringing, etc etc etc, and all kinds of other potentially politically incorrect implications that could prove pretty problematic for the malingering malcontents in the man-hater menagerie. But “Marc Lepine?” Aaahh, that’s perfect: it just sounds soooo… so Canadian; so white; so safe to demonize. And for ten long years, that was the only name that we knew him by. It wasn’t until the TO Star published it that anybody knew. And so, every year, the sixth of December becomes a day not so much about honouring the dead as dishonouring the living, as “Marc Lepine” is held up as the symbol of the murderous misogyny that lurks within all men. He was held up as the perfect example of the evil — and, we were told, typical — Canadian male. So go ahead. Get together tomorrow and have whatever the hell it is that’s the feminist version of a circle-jerk. We have more important things to do. Besides, those from my generation are getting fed up with getting blamed, ad nauseum, for something we didn’t do and those of my son’s generation are sick and tired of getting nagged over something that happened before they were born. If Gamil Gharbi’s my fault, then Karla Homolka’s your damned fault. Make sure to get back to somebody on that one. December 4, 2008Dumb? ORLY?There’s been a lot of blabbing back and forth in the MSM (and in the blogosphere, too) about what a dumbass, stupid, politically suicidal track HMPM Harper has been taking in the whole Coup d’Twits ’08â„¢ affair. Even longtime, hardcore Harper faithful were weeping, wailing and gnashing their teeth over what a blunder it was and how it was going to come back and bite the whole C/conservative movement where the sun don’t shine. Personally, I didn’t agree; I was of the mind that the PM had gone for the jugular and should just keep on going. Well, as it turns out, Steve didn’t do things the way I would have liked, but the end result is hardly the doom and gloom we were hearing in the blogs — and are still hearing in the MSM. :roll: Come to think of it, things are actually looking a little on the rosy side. Go figure:
Funny as hell, how some things work out sometimes, eh? But that’s not the only bad news for Celine Stephane. Nosiree. The rats are already hopping off the boat and the Lieberal cutlery is out and getting sharpened up for his hide again…
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