Archive for: May 2007

Good Lord, but I thought this was dead. It seems that the Shriners have gone back to the on-again off-again soap opera about bringing a hospital to London and turned the damned thing back on… yet again. Some of you reading this — hell, any of you that happen to be from the London area — likely remember how this happy crap turned out before. But nope; it’s back like an uninvited in-law at the cottage on the May two-four weekend.

Is anybody else getting sick and tired of this?

The resolution is almost identical to one the London Shriners presented two years ago at the group’s meeting in Baltimore. Montreal — its bid to keep the hospital backed by a strong show of support by the province — narrowly triumphed, the resolution failing to win needed two-thirds support by just a few votes.

I don’t know about anybody else, but I can remember the last time we had this carrot dangled in front of us. I also remember how much of my hard-earned tax dollars went down the shitter trying to woo the Shriners.

Here’s my advice — to the Shriners, to the mayor, and anybody else tied up in this turd typhoon: SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT! Either move it here or leave it there but fer chrissakes, quit bleating about it…

As you’ve likely heard, the federal Tories are once again firing one across the Grits’ bow with another series of ads designed to remind people of just who and what the Liebrals are. The latest, shown below, was originally put up at notaleader.ca, — the Tory site that gleefully sticks it to li’l ol’ Stephie Dee — but was uploaded to YouTube by Matt over at ASTTR (thanks, dude).

I don’t know about you, but I sure got a chuckle or two. So sit back, crack a cold one and enjoy the show…

Okay, heads up, everybody. If you live in TO and you’re wondering just who the hell the cops are looking for in the fatal shooting of Jordan Manners, here he is.

This is Collins Poku Duah, aged 17 and normally shielded from public knowledge of what he’s done by the YCJA. But, in a rare spasm of common sense, it seems a judge in TO has taken the unusual step of actually letting the cops tell the rest of us who they’re looking for…

Collins Poku Duah, 17, is wanted for first-degree murder. He is described as black, 5-foot-9, 200 pounds, with short black hair.

Police received judicial authorization Sunday to identify the second suspect due to extenuating circumstances.

If you see this punk, don’t go trying to be a smartass; cops say he should be considered armed & dangerous. Call the cops and let them do their jobs.

(Also feel free to right-click on the pic above and save it to your own PC before this killer gets caught and the courts decide to try and shove the genie back in the bottle… 🙄 )

[PARENTAL ADVISORY: While I do try to do my best to tone myself down to make this site at least somewhat family-friendly, the following post contains the kind of language that you probably don’t want your kids to read. And lots of it.]

Well, as if we didn’t already have enough reasons to lose faith in our country’s balls-challenged “justice system” (there’s a fucking oxymoron for ya), the London courthouse’s Resident Retard®, “Jackoff” Jack Carrol has gone and fucked up again.

For those of you not familiar with this black-robed bag of shit, he’s the dickhead that gave Ahmed Moalin Mohamed the keys to the revolving jailhouse door after he shot four people last Thanksgiving weekend. Nobody knows where the fuck that asshole is now. Yeah, that shithead.

So, what did this overpaid, walking sack of maggot jism do this time?

Why, he did what he does best, of course: letting criminal shitbags stroll out of the courthouse for no fucking reason! This time it was some little 16-year-old shit with 17 previous criminal convictions — five for not following court orders and two drug-related offences — that got his little pat on the head from Carrol before he strolled off and promptly robbed a gas station with a knife. Naturally, we’re not allowed to know who this little fuck is; thank you ever so fucking much, Chretien.

Yup, that’s right. You’d think that having Moalin-Mohamed go bye-bye on him would have smartened this shitskulled waste of my hard-earned tax dollars up, but nnnnoooooooo….. He’s just as big a fucking idiot as he ever was. Even London’s top cop, Chief Murray Faulkner is pissed as shit at this jerkoff and is thinking about bitching to the Ontario Justices of the Peace Review Council.

What’s possibly the worst of all this bullshit is just why he decided to spring this little bastard on the rest of us. This little son of a bitch got his get out of jail free card because Carrol got himself into a snit because the Crown Attorney was running late.

Without a bail hearing, a surety or reasons, a 16-year-old was released from custody May 15, just hours after his arrest, because justice of the peace Jack Carroll was irritated the Crown was late for court. Only a week later, the teen became the main suspect in a knife-point robbery of a gas bar last weekend.

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He was taken to court that day but when Carroll opened proceedings, there was no prosecutor to handle the case. Carroll asked that one be paged.

Shortly after that, he told the clerk to tell the Crown’s office he would be “releasing everybody . . . if the Crown does not show up.”

Why can I never be making this shit up? Just once? Our judicial system is fucked up enough without having some cocksucker like Carrol sitting on the bench, acting like a petulant little brat!

DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND GET THE FUCK OFF THE BENCH, YOU WORTHLESS BAG OF WEASEL SHIT!!!

Gee whiz, what are the odds of this? It seems that the unions are getting their collective nuts in a knot over the loss of manufacturing jobs, mostly in Ontario but also elsewhere in the country.

Well cry me a frickin’ river, arseholes.

Has it ever occurred to you dickheads that you are your own problem?? Yeah, you heard that right.

Carrie said workers are losing jobs that often pay more than $25 an hour with benefits and end up with low-paying service sector jobs.

The United Steelworkers union has led the charge this week, with provincewide demonstrations that briefly halted production at some plants while other plants were occupied for hours.

So, lemme see if I’ve got this shit straight: If the company that you work for doesn’t give in to your whining, bitching asses and keep paying you a shitload more than you’re worth, you’re gonna show them what’s what by… er… not working? I don’t know if you’ve been paying attention, shithead, but these jobs are LEAVING. And idiots like you are holding the door.

News flash, numbnuts: I don’t get no 25 bucks an hour! I work for a hell of a lot less than that. You assholes, on the other hand, get paid more than twice what I do, probably for a job that a trained chimp could pull off!! So just excuuuussssse me all ta hell if I don’t have any sympathy for your spoiled-brat asses.

Your labour is worth whatever somebody else is willing to pay for it, and not one God damned cent more.

Gee, yer not makin’ 25 bucks an hour anymore? Boo-friggin’-hoo. Welcome to my world. Now shut the hell up and get to work.

A tip o’ the toque to Darkside Rants for giving me this idea. A few people, from time to time, have asked me just where all I’ve been in my life. Well, to tell the truth, I do tend to get around … a bit.

So what we have here is a graphical representation of every place that I’ve been. Ever. Some I stayed in for a while, some I was just passing through (I still tell people that I’ve never been to Africa, even though I did catch a connecting flight in Cairo once).

Damn, but I’ve got a lot to cover yet… 😯

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