Doctor Harper is in, please take a number and take a seat, he will see you soon.
Dr. Stephen Harper, Chief Psychiatrist at Personality Disorders Clinic of the House of Commons Psychiatric Hospital in Ottawa, at request of hospital management and local community, agreed recently to reorganize his medical practice.
From now on, patients suffering from Narcissistic Personality Disorders will get preferential treatment and due to the fact that they tend to be more stable emotionally they will be put in charge of patients suffering from Borderline Personality Disorders.
In an effort to seek ways to prevent recurrence of recent incidents of patients at the clinic going off their medication, and attempting to start a rebellion at the HoC Hospital Dr. Harper agreed to interview one of his severely narcissistic patients Mr. Michael Ignatieff .
Last Friday, Dr. Harper saw his “prominent” patient Ignatieff in his private office at 24 Sussex Drive in Ottawa.
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During object relation therapy session that took place on that day Dr. Harper skilfully diagnosed that his patient Ignatieff’s disphoria and recurring depressive states are caused by the severe shortage of Narcissistic Supply that causes shrinking of patient Ignatieff’s False Ego.
Dr. Harper recommended that other psychiatric patients, that patient Ignatieff comes in contact with, double their efforts to provide Narcissistic Supply and boost patient Ignatieff’s sagging False Ego at every opportunity they get.
This suggestion was immediately put into action and two outpatients Warren Kinsella and Scott Reid were delegated to that task immediately.
Here is the evidence of their heroic efforts.
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Scott Reid (former communications director for Paul Martin): Michael Ignatieff began his tenure as Liberal Leader with a display of quiet, composed and steely purpose. After only 36 minutes behind the podium, he had fixed responsibility for saving Stephen Harper’s government solely on the shoulders of Stephen Harper, commanded the stage with unquestioned authority and made clear he would play his cards as they should be – one at a time and with wise measure.
Stephen Harper, consider yourself told. This man is not screwing around. If you want to remain as Prime Minister, you must provide two things in short order: a corrected economic program and a public expression of contrition. (It’s telling that Mr. Harper will likely find the latter to be more of a challenge.)
Other psychiatric patients all across Canada also offered to pitch in some Narcissistic Supply for patient Ignatieff see: here
OTTAWA NOTEBOOK
Liberals’ new captain tidies up the ship
JANE TABER
jtaber@globeandmail.com
December 13, 2008
New Liberal Leader Michael Ignatieff told his troops there will be no freelancing; the Liberal Party will now speak with one voice and it will be his, according to an insider.
In line with other recommendations of Dr. Harper Carolyn Bennett MP as classic BPD case will be moved to back benches as soon as HoC Paychiatric Hospital reopens at the end of January 2009.
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Hill Queeries: Ottawa’s federal politics blog on Xtra.ca
Friday, December 12, 2008
Friday, December 12, 2008
The talk of the town today was that Harper plans to stack the Senate before New Year arrives. Of course, “stack†is to be taken pretty loosely, since the Liberals in the Senate outnumber the Conservatives by 58 to 20, and there are currently 18 vacancies. But that aside, it’s possibly the biggest single round of Senate appointments in Canadian history.
Few people are happy about it. …..
“Liberal MP Carolyn Bennett, however, was apoplectic with outrage yesterday, as she decried the fact that Harper had no moral authority to appoint them when he had prorogued Parliament to avoid a confidence vote.â€